This is what two hours of boredom creates:
Your Linguistic Profile:
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70% General American English15% Yankee
10% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern
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What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
Funny thing, I’m from the Midwest and I currently live in the South.
You are Bettie Page
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Girl next door with a wild streak
You’re a famous beauty – with unique look
And the people like you are cultish about it
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What Famous Pinup Are You?
I wish.
Your Life is Rated R
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Your life is definitely adults only. While children accompanied by parents are welcome, they’ll probably be scarred for life.
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What is Your Life Rated?
Wow.
You Should Be A Poet
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You craft words well, in creative and unexpected ways.
And you have a great talent for evoking beautiful imagery…
Or describing the most intense heartbreak ever.
You’re already naturally a poet, even if you’ve never written a poem.
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What Type of Writer Should You Be?
Ha ha. I hate poetry.
Your Blog Should Be Blue
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Your blog is a peaceful, calming force in the blogosphere.
You tend to avoid conflict – you’re more likely to share than rant.
From your social causes to cute pet photos, your life is a (mostly) open book.
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What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be?
This explains Mickey.
What Your Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich Means
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Your eating style is reserved. You are a bit of a fussy eater, and you have very specific ways you like your food prepared.You don’t really have a sweet tooth. If you go for dessert, you tend to go for something light.
Your taste in food tends to be pretty flexible. You may crave sushi one night, and your favorite childhood recipe the next.
You are probably a fairly normal, upper middle class person. You don’t rock the boat too often.
You never really grew up. While your childlike innocence is charming, you often just come across as a big baby.
You are laid back and extremely easygoing. You never make a fuss, and you try to enjoy every moment.
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What Does Your Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Say About You?
You Should Date An Italian!
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You love for old fashioned romance, with an old fashioned guy
An Italian guy is the perfect candidate to be your prince charming
If your head doesn’t spin enough, just down another espresso with him
Invest in a motorcycle helmet – and some carb blocker for all that pasta!
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Which Foreign Guy Should You Date?
Yes, please!
And, just because I found this interesting…
The True You
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You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be together with you always, no matter when or where.With respect to money, you are a bit stingy.
You think good luck doesn’t exist – reality is built on practicalities.
The hidden side of your personality tends to be methodical in your ways – with trouble adapting to the rules of society.
You are tend to think about others’ feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked.
When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you base your search on information from your friends.
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Who’s The True You?